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A Remote Vibrator Changed My Luck At A Boring Business Dinner Party
Written by robbie on July 16, 2010 – 11:45 amI have been dating this wild girl at my firm, so we ended up going to a business dinner together. To ad some fun to the evening she slipped a remote vibrator inside her and only told me this as we sat down. She pushed the remote into my hand and smiled her foxy lady smile at me. I tested my powers over her, but she simply bit her lower lip lightly.
I wanted her to be clear that I intended on using the remote, so I went a bit overboard playing with it – with no visible effect on her, or so it seemed. As she sat across from me, I suddenly saw the silver glistening tiny sweat beads on her face – something she only got when really turned on.
We got stuck in playing our sexual game with me in control all the way. The vibrator came to life every time she parted her lips, or looked away from me. I kept her attention for an hour, but the game became a bit senseless, as I could not get to her for another two long hours.
I spotted a beauty sitting next to her getting a bit suspicious about our intense eye contact. She leaned into our conversation more and more. I wondered if my girl would pick up on this as well as the two of them left the table for the powder room.
As soon as they returned and settled back in, I found my girl’s eyes and gave her a good seeing to using my control button. She gave me a sly smirk and no other reaction at all. Seemed like I had to break her in again.
I gave the button another good hard blast and this time the blonde next to her nearly chocked on her wine as she reacted quite heavily to my sent impulse. A few short testing bursts later my wildest dream seems to have come true.
The girl obviously had a much more sensitive cunt than my girlfriend, cause she could barely sit still during this spell. Our eyes met and she begged for mercy. I replied with a full minute of non-stop vibration. She tried her best to cope but let out a tiny gasp. This turned me on a lot.
My questioning eyes were met with daring looks from both my girls now and I knew that we were on for some serious fun. As I opened my legs to give my cock some breathing space to stand up in, I felt the first foot pressing my bulge back.
I now faced the difficulty of keeping a straight face whilst being stimulated and I loved it. I kept the remote vibrator going as well as the three of us had formed a bond that could lead to some rough and dirty sex as soon as we could get away from this damn dinner table.
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Adult Rss Is The Way Of The Future
Written by robbie on July 16, 2010 – 9:25 amAt ten minutes to four, I was still waiting for that special Adult RSS feed that I knew would break the monotony of this business meeting. I felt a little nervous as I pretended to listen attentively to the person talking.
With all the changes here at work, I never seemed to be able to trawl a bit of porn on my screen as firstly; they removed the little cubicle I was so used to and thus gave full view of my computer to the rest of the twenty seven people working the floor.
I stepped it up though and got myself the latest high definition small screen with Internet access I could buy, and now I meet my lush ladies every day when they pop up with my Adult RSS feeds.
As I muffled some excuse to the boss lady, I used my folder to hide my swelling bulge. Her eye caught mine as I brushed passed her, letting her feel precisely why I was leaving in such a hurry. Her lips slightly pouted as she drew a quick breath. A second signalling sound from my digital lady tore through the hall as I entered the long glass corridor.
She felt my pounding meat and gave me the look I knew she was going to give – one of lust.
The closest semi private toilet was way down the passage and I could hardly wait to see today’s offering which just buzzed my phone. My cock now pushed violently against the zipper of my pants and any person looking at my groin could see I was about to explode. A second vibrating message drove some wet pre cum out of me.
“You really should see to that,” a sexy young blonde whispered in my ear as she brushed past me. Her slight touch of my hard throbbing cock made any question about what she was referring to unnecessary. I hid my bulge with a folder and scrambled for the door.
Finally we were alone. I slowly stroked my hard cock with the screen as I opened up my picture message. She was lying on her back, her legs lifted into a beautiful twist above the most perfect pussy I have ever seen. She smiled at me in a way that made me want to lick the screen. My trousers fell to the floor and I gripped my tortured cock so hard that a slight pain shot up my body.
I came like schoolboy and loved it. I licked the screen as my body moved in spasms of lust. Dressed again and with everything back to normal, I slipped the Phone with the unopened Adult RSS feed in my pocket – a treat for later. Now to fuck my boss slow, long and hard.
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ts Easy Selling Sex Toys, Is All About Selling Pleasure, and This People Buy
Written by robbie on July 16, 2010 – 4:56 amThere are different ways to market adult products and one of these is by sex toy parties. These parties have become so popular that demand is out-stripping supply. They are more popular than parties for that other plastic brand (you know the one) and a lot more interesting, as well as fun.
Sex toy parties are all about selling pleasure, and let’s face it, pleasure sells. Every woman should shop for arousal and keep a special drawer set aside for her goodies.
With a box or drawer set aside, containing a selection of role play outfits, sexy lingerie, sexy top and other goodies. Whenever the urge to play comes upon you, you will be ready to go. Have you ever had the urge to include a little play in your sex? You should, sex it the way adults play!
There is a tight connection between arousal and shopping and it is arousal that inspires women to shop. We don’t mean frequenting the local whore house, we mean indulgent take-home items. These items quite literally sell themselves.
It is interesting to note that arousal often dictates buying decisions, and women are changing to shopping for passion instead of being passionate about shopping. This means it is a simple market to sell to and the products literally sell themselves.
With a market like this which is driven by arousal, selling these good is easy, it is fun and everyone wants them. Getting into sex toy sales is easy, it doesn’t cost you the earth to get started and it is a fabulous, to start your own home based business.
A home based business is the thing of the future, I envisage that in the future, everyone will be self employed and responsible for their own earning potential. Millions of people world-wide are already doing this and doing it successfully.
Getting involved in the provision of sex toy parties can be done part time, while still working another job, and when it takes off – and it will. It can then become a full time occupation.
Adult Toy distributor which is essentially the business of selling pleasure is taken very seriously. It is a billion dollar industry, which makes it a main stream industry, and more young adults than ever before are spending more ready income than ever before on toys, gadgets, gizmos and goodies for their own pleasure.
Having fun and loving what you do while you work has to be the ultimate kind of job to have, and for those who dare, the risk definitely reaps reward. You really cannot beat this idea for a business!
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Fucking My Real Estate Agent Saved Me a Fortune On My Condo
Written by robbie on June 23, 2010 – 4:30 pmMy girlfriends are a laugh a minute and there are a handful of them who have entertained us over the years with their stories of how they have fucked a workman or salesman to get a discount on a service or product. I fucked my real estate agent for this recently and it worked. I never believed the girls before, but it’s all true.
I had finally decided to do the responsible thing – settle down and buy property. I found a condo I loved, but it needed a little work and my estate agent explained that the bank was going to want a pretty substantial deposit as I was a first-time buyer.
You hear of sex fantasy’s all the time, this was not a fantasy, this was actually real!
I gave it some thought and called the realtor so we could chat about it more. I wanted to look at the condo again, so we met there the following day. I was absolutely frank with him about working out another way to structure this deal. I was pretty certain he knew a loophole or two to save me money on the deposit.
We met the next day and I was honest with him, I just didn’t want to pay such a huge deposit. He said he would make some calls and see just what he could to. After a short while he was back with me and said he had arranged something, but he wanted a favor too.
He didn’t mince words, cut to the chase and said “sex for favors”. Caramba! So, it had finally come to that for me too. He was fat, sweaty, fifty if he was a day and looked like he might die of a heart attack if he got too excited. But I wanted the condo!
“Sure”, I said, turning on the charm, “I found you sexy from the moment I laid eyes on you, this won’t be too difficult” I lied. “You decide the when and where and I will make it happen”.
But it was worth it, I got my condo deposit free and the papers were ready for signature a few days later. What a girl won’t do when they want something badly enough!!
Unfortunately I had to fuck him again before I actually got to sign the papers, but fuck him I did and you know it actually wasn’t so bad. When someone is doing something really nice to you, it is not that difficult to be nice to them.
In the end it all turned out well, I got my dream condo, he got a couple of fucks out of an attractive blond, and I saved 000. This money paid for my brand new beech and aluminum kitchen and my spa bath!
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Here’s 72 Ways to Spice it Up
Written by robbie on May 27, 2010 – 9:50 pmNo longer will you have to endure, boring lovemaking. Just by following these 72 exciting tips you will gain that extra knowledge that will ensure you blow your and your partners minds.
The Bare Necessities
1. Make sure you get colors right. Colors can set the mood for a great sexual experience. Red is a wonderful color of passion. Set the mood with this color.
2. Ask your partner to tease you around your vagina, and to only penetrate slightly.As most women know, to be teased is just as important as being pleased.
3. Do not become predictable with your sex. Try different options each time. Why get fixated with the bedroom? You could try different venues, different times, go on a holiday, etc. It helps bring the newness in your sexual experience.
4. An exciting idea is to book a hotel room for the night. Make sure this hotel room has a large bathtub. So many movies feature a sex/lovemaking scene in a bathtub, so why not give it a try.
5. Oral sex is a great way to explore your partner and will get him highly aroused. It is always good to have the favor returned as well. If you are looking for that little bit extra, you can try the vibrating toys that attach to your tongue.
6. Sex needn’t be just about sex; you should know that. Make things interesting. How about playing a very sexy game like strip poker or something like that which adds to the passion and serves as a wonderful prelude to a night full of sex? Search the Internet for more such sex games.
7. Are you often left behind during sex? Has your man finished ling before you even reach your highest peak? Here is just one little hint that may help you get there a little quicker. Place a pillow under your lower back, this places the vagina in a much better position.
8. A very interesting way to have sex would be if the man sits on top of a washing machine. Seriously! A washing machine can give some great vibrations that add to the thrust factor. The woman should then clamber over the man and allow the man to penetrate her while he is still on the machine.
9. Make sure you put the washing machine on a long wash cycle. You make find it helps to have something heavy in the wash cycle, such as towels as they will cause the machine to move more than it would if empty.
10. If you regularly use a vibrator or other sex toys, do not be afraid to let your partner know. You want to be sure that you both get the maximum pleasure from your experience and if a vibe gets you off then that is what you should use. You will find that your partner is just as excited about it as you are.
11. The most important thing is communication. If neither of you vocalise what turns you on, how will you ever know how to please each other? Ask her what she likes, and make sure you tell her what you like. Always let her know how sexy you think she is, if you let her know this then she will feel and act like the sex bomb you know she is.
12. Masturbate your man. This should be a definite part of foreplay and it makes his shaft so much harder. Try different things. Tie up his cock with your bra and masturbate it. Or rub his prostate while masturbating him. Such things immensely heighten the anticipation in men.
13. Learn all the scents of your partners body. Slowly travel over her body inhaling the scent as you go, this will have an unbelievable effect on her. She will feel your breath on her body as you journey along her body.
14. Did you know that what a man eats can effect the taste of his sperm? If you want a more pleasant taste, get him to consume things with lemon, cardamon, peppermint or cinnamon in them.
15. Stay away from strong smelling foods like garlic or onions, not only do they make your breath smell, but can also exude from the pores in your skin.
16. Your man’s diet is very important when it comes to the taste of his sperm, onions, garlic, asparagus, curry and chilli can all have a negative effect to the taste of his sperm.
17. One thing you have to experience is sex outdoors. Just make sure you don’t get caught. Sex in your own backyard when the neighbors are away can be quite exciting.
18. If your man is too busy to have sex with you, you can effectively seduce him this way. When he is sitting on his chair, working, get below the table and start licking his cock through his pants. No man can resist that!
The Right Sex Position Means a Lot
19. The most common position is the missionary position. This is a comfortable position for both of you and also allows for kissing.
20. Another reason the missionary position is good is that it enables you to see your partners facial expressions, you will know just how much she is enjoying herself.
21. Body to body contact is always highly erotic, try giving your man a body slide. Cover your front with oil or talc and slide up and down his body.
22. Have your lady ride you like a cowgirl. This is a great way to break the routing of the missionary position.
23. Doggy style is perfect for those who like anal sex or are just after something different. The feeling on your penis is a lot different in this position.
24. Try the spoons position, have your man lay behind you and enter you either vaginally or anally. Curling your knees up in this position can also have mind blowing effects.
25. In the spoons position, if you could just twist your body a little, you could allow for some great clitoral stimulation for himself. Your man could penetrate you vaginally.
Table Manners & Sex!
26. Food items can make unbelievable additions to sex. Ice cubes to tighten nipples, chocolate sauce for licking off bodies, honey for that sweet sticky sex. If it is in your fridge or pantry, you can probably use it during sex.
27. Fruit is also an exotic sex addition. Fresh mangoes can be rubbed on each other. Strawberries can be fed to each other.
28. Try this sexy little bedroom game. Paint 12 squares on your man’s body. Number each square and then put a different item of food in each square. Get him to call out a number and then you have to eat that item without using your hands.
29. One of the most phallic looking vegetables has to be the cucumber and if you have an extremely cold cucumber, the effects on both you and your partner are unimaginable.
30. Alcohol is also a great sex tool, and no, not drinking it. Bubbly champagne tickles if poured on a naked body.
31. Ice cubes can be great fun, but why not liven it up with something a little out of the ordinary? Try using frozen berries or frozen fruit instead.
32. Are you one of those that think a good chocolate is like good sex? Well you are right. Chocolate has many ingredients in it which stimulate the same regions as sex does. Chocolate is a must in any good romp. Cheese also includes a lot of similar chemicals and should not be forgotten.
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33. Want some early morning sex with your man? The best way to seduce him with the right breakfast is to give him cereal with almonds and lots of apple added to it. Try it; it always works.
34. There are several mood foods for sex. Avocado is one. Try it out.
35. And when you are talking about the right alcohol to set you in the right sexual mood, then what can be better than some champagne? Swirl it some in your mouth and then let it go inside slowly. And when the champagne is in your mouth, you can actually interlock tongues with your partner and make things so very hot.
36. Make sure you always have some breath mints close at hand, as you never know when the need will arise.
Unleash Your Passion
37. You must have heard that all men like to be masturbated by their women. When doing so, don’t be too gentle on him; he won’t like it. Jack his rod in a vertical back and forth direction without bending his penis. Keep a firm grip but don’t bend the penis too much. He will like it this way. You could also ask him to masturbate in front of you and you can do it too and learn from each other J
38. Try giving your man a thrill be deep throating him. This takes a bit of practice but can be enjoyable for you both. Place yourself on your knees in f
39. Most women wont know how to deep throat you or will have had bad experiences in the past. Be patient and if she really doesn’t like it, try just rubbing the head of your penis on the roof of her mouth.
40. You might have heard a lot about licking his cock as though it is candy or something but that’s not always the most ideal way to do it. He would like a little rough touch. You could give him some great rubbing with your lips and even use your teeth very, very gently occasionally. He would like that.
41. Now, don’t just make it too mechanical. Don’t go on sucking so very predictably that he begins getting bored. Vary your style a bit. Make some noises. Hold his penis in different ways and suck on it. It will be fun for him, and therefore for you as well.
42. Put on some great music. Mood music is what is called for. This will help him relax, focus his mind completely on the task at hand, quite literally so, and will help him get more satisfaction out of what you are doing to him.
43. Don’t be fooled by stories that men don’t like their anuses explored. Most of them do. But you almost always have to be the one initiate it. The best time to do it is when you are giving them oral sex. Slowly slide your smallest finger in his anus and gradually work it inside. Lubricate your finger to do this easily. When it is inside, start wiggling your finger. He will most likely find it highly pleasurable because you are directly targeting his prostate which is highly sensitive.
44. Watching pornography during sex can be beneficial to both parties. You can both learn new positions to try and it is a good way to get each other highly excited.
Carnal Pleasures and Animal Positions
45. Gorillas do it. But these great animals spend very little time on the real sexual penetration part of it. They do have a very long foreplay usually spent grooming each other. This is a ritual you can do too. Have a bath, wash each others back and so on. You will soon feel the heat coming on!
46. Another animal that can teach you a lesson or two is the seal. Seals are known to be quite aggressive when having sex; they actually bite each other. Today, biting has been scientifically proved to be a great precursor to sex, because it stimulates blood in the area and makes it more sexually receptive. So, try some gentle biting.
47. Talk about the giant water bug, the male of which can go on asexual episode for as much as a day and a half without stopping! His male ego will definitely be aroused.
Get deep into Your Man’s Mind
48. Try this out. When you are in the woman on top position, do an extra maneuver. Instead of going just up and down as most women in this position do, try going in a diagonal and sideways movement as well. This is going to be really great for your man and even you will feel him more inside you. Try it!
49. Have a quick drying alcohol like vodka ready with you. When you are in the mood for sex, take a swig of it and then lick her on the nipples and the nape of her neck. Allow the vodka to dry. You should assist the whole thing by lightly blowing on it.
50. If you are too shy to touch your man, go stand behind him, your nipples touching his back. Then bring your hands to his front and touch his cock and nipples and slightly masturbate him. Then gradually increase the force. He will enjoy that immensely.
51. The classical girl wrap position is always a hit. You have to be athletic for that but it is worth the effort; you can allow your man to penetrate your fully.
52. Ask your lady to keep an item of clothing on, this can lead to huge suspense. Maybe she leaves on an item of underwear or a pair of high heel shoes or boots. Maybe suggest she give you a little striptease and then you tell her to stop before she strips it all off.
53. Tell your lady that your greatest fantasy is to have her go down on your while you are asleep or when you have just woken up. Believe me, she will try it and neither of you will be sorry.
54. If you want great sexual experiences every time, you will have to work on it. Try some vaginal exercises known as kegels. These exercises make the muscles in your vaginal area tighter, which means a much better sexual experience for both of you.
55. Have you heard of Ben-Wa balls? These balls are not mere sex toys. If used t regularly, you can actually make your vagina much tighter, harder and sexier.
56. When you are performing about oral sex, don’t just go about pleasing your man with your mouth. The peripheral things that you do are important. You should use your hands often as well. Use them to stimulate his nipples and his anus and his prostate while you are sucking him. No man will resist that.
57. Masturbation and oral sex are extremely important when you cannot have penetrative sex, such as when your partner is pregnant or going through her periods. Try looking up new ways for stimulating your partner with such techniques.
58. It really is a myth that women can orgasm only when they are penetrated. Penetration is actually not important . A man can easily stimulate her G spot or clitoris and bring her to climax. Try educating yourself on how to do this.
59. You can use your bra, stocking or panties to great effect. Just take them off sexily and tie his penis, at the shaft. This will really send him into another world. Now make things more exciting by beginning to tease him all over with your tongue and your fingertips. Keep pulling the garment tighter so that he starts feeling more and more of the wonderful sensation.
60. Kinky is wonderful for most people. Why not give it a try?. Tie your man up, and tease him all over. If he doesn’t like that, you could just hold him by the wrists and have him to yourself, just as you want it.
61. Men who are performing cunnilingus on their female partners, note this—the right movement is to swirl the tongue inside the vagina and then lick upwards. This really stimulates the clitoris.
62. Say it with mirrors! It is so hot to see yourself and your partner in action. Truly incredible.
63. Why not make your very own porno? Having your very own sex film to watch can be one of the most exciting experiences you ever share.
64. Try the sideways position when you are performing oral sex on your female partner. Let her lie on her side with one leg on the bed and the other leg hoisted in the air. You can see her clit in its full glory and she will be greatly aroused.
65. Why not try massaging each other and then hold each other very closely. The oil can produce a truly magnificent sensation.
66. Show your man how to find your G-Spot and exactly how to stimulate it to the best effect.
67. Women, do the dishes naked. Men, sit on your computers naked. You don’t know how much you are turning on your partners when you are doing so.
68. Choose the right clothes and the right ambiance. Put on some sexy lingerie, something that your partner hasn’t seen you in before. Then enjoy a candlelit dinner . When he comes over, give him a surprise. It should set the right mood for a night full of fun.
69. Foreplay is the most important part of sex, playing with each other sets you both up for a great night.
70. Don’t just use your hands. Hands are important, of course, but then you need to use everything you have got. Use your eyes to see your partner fully, use your nose to smell him, use your tongue to lick him and use your body to seduce him. That’s what makes great sex.
71. Treat your man to a nice smooth you, have your pubic hair shaved or waxed off.
72. Close body contact with each other is going to lead to the most erotic experiences. Learn every little thing you man likes and needs and teach him the same thing about you. Explore each other with passion.
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I Had My First Experience on a Sex Swing and Giggled Like a Child
Written by robbie on May 19, 2010 – 3:55 amAn adult swing, or sex swing if you like, is fantastic fun, remember that sex is the way adults’ play, so why not add a swing into the mix. It is definitely not a necessity, but if you have a bad back, this could make all the difference in the world to your sex life, and you may find that you didn’t know how you ever lived without it.
My first experience on a sex swing came about when I was writing reviews on sex toys. As I have always been gymnastic in nature, I thought it would be a fun addition to our box full of toys - so I showed him and he agreed.
I have already got a box full of toys and we like sex, but we are getting a bit older now and there is nothing quite as horrible as having your hip go into spasm, or your leg cramp while in the throes of passion. The adult swing helps avoid these difficult and often embarrassing situations from arising as we have found out to our abject pleasure.
It has been featured on some late night shows and was even made the subject of a Sex in the City episode. Perhaps they should have renamed the episode "sex in the swing?"
To include a little hype here, installation is quick and easy and you simply hang it onto a door frame. I managed to get mine installed and swung on it a few time to see if it would hold, fortunately for me it did, or I might be in bed with a bad back right now.
People who enjoy sex want to keep on doing it for as long as they can, I know I do. But sometimes the fun is sort of sucked out, sit in the adult swing - naked, and put your feet up in the stirrups, you will soon be giggling like a schoolgirl again with your pussy exposed for all the world to see.
We soon got going, swinging back and forth, his cock lapping my pussy every time I came close and soon, he just had to stick it in. The completely weightless feeling of him fucking me while all I needed to do was rock back and forth a little, was unexpectedly delicious and after I got over the giggles we were soon experimenting in a slew if different ways.
He likes it when I lap dance while he sits in the adult swing, but this item makes it simple to do all kinds of experiments with sex, and it is even better than underwater fucking.
I wouldn’t suggest you throw the manual away like we did, this can actually be a life-saver. We actually had to go and retrieve it from the trash after our first episode in the adult swing, because we realized what a stupid trick it had been to throw it away.
You can get as creative as you like, but at least with the manual, it helps you get creative where you never before thought it was possible. I hope you love your adult swing as much as I love mine. I keep it on a doorframe between my bathroom and bedroom, so we get some mirror action too.
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Adult RSS Delivers Your Free or Subscription Porn - Simply and Easily
Written by robbie on May 16, 2010 – 12:25 amTimes have changed quite dramatically and there is no need any longer to simply hand over your credit card details to hopefully get sufficient access to porn to jack off with. Adult RSS is absolutely the easiest way to get porn delivered.
Seedy back road motels that were frequented specifically for their pay per view or pay channel porn have actually turned back into nice family motels again, or parking lots, and the people who seek out porn have also changed. Change is inevitable and this has also affected the pay for porn market.
Porn is different for everyone, its like asking how long a piece of string is, or what does an orange taste like - uh, well it tastes orange to me. For one person porn is a live cam model taking instruction, for another it could be a fisting scene with two men and one woman. Porn is different strokes for different folks.
Adult RSS has made it possible for these worlds to come alive for the watcher. Remember there is always someone out there with the same or similar tastes as you. So there will always be an adult RSS feed that will work for you. This method of porn delivery has quite literally taken the world by storm.
Do a simple little exercise, like switching off the safety filters for your internet. Type the word "Brazilian" into your search criteria and hit the return button. Woah… check it out; in amongst the lovely beaches of Brazil there appear pussies of all shapes and sizes, legs spread and proudly showing off their Brazilian wax.
Film and video has brought out the exhibitionist in the human animal, and we are not talking models and porn stars, we are talking normal everyday people. They film stuff intending to keep it for private use, but the internet is to big a temptation for any exhibitionist worth their salt to ignore.
The temptation is too great for them to keep private porn offline, and this is how you get it free as adult RSS feeds. There are free sites which are solely used for this purpose and some amateurs are prepared to go the extra mile for free and put the professionals to shame.
Men are avid porn watchers, even when they tell you they aren’t. Some statistics tell us that the average man logs onto his easily accessible internet as much as once a day to view porn. So why pay for it?
You are already paying for the internet connection, get as much as you can out of it for free, and adult RSS will allow you to receive regular updates. Every time something you are interested in is uploaded at the site, a notification is sent to you. Its like porn CNN.
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For A Pass I Fucked My Child’s Math Teacher After a Parents Night Became Hardcore
Written by robbie on May 7, 2010 – 4:25 amIt has never been my strong point to keep my mouth shut when dealing with my kids and their teachers. My daughter had a problem with maths, but she also hated the teacher on sight and this wasn’t helping her marks. Things got a bit hardcore however when I fucked her maths teacher after a parents night, for a pass.
Not everyone on this earth likes each other when the meet, this is a fact of life, and affects students and teacers too. But a teacher is paid to teach, even if they don’t like the kid he/she is teaching. My daughter hated her maths teacher, so I couldn’t wait to find out how he felt about her.
Intimate dating can get started up in the strangest of ways sometimes although, I have to admit this was the strangest, even for me.
At the parents teachers evening, I managed to get an appointment to see the dreaded Mr. Fox and he was actually quite hot. We discussed the problem, but he said he thought we ought to discuss it further so we arranged to meet for coffee at 9pm after parents night was over.
The local coffee shop was just around the corner from the school and I waited there until he arrived. When he got there he definitely didn’t have my daughters’ marks on his mind, and we started chatting about everything but Shauna’s maths marks. He was actually more than just friendly.
I actually quite liked him and he was sexy too, so when he invited me for a drink at a bar I accepted. A couple of drinks later, he asked me to go back to his place, I am ashamed to say I said yes to this too.
Hey, you know what, a fuck is a fuck, and if it comes my way and I like the guy, I go for it. So what if he is my kids math teacher, her marks couldn’t get worse - could they?
He got to the point and as we entered the front door pinned me up against the wall and stuck his hands up my skirt, pulling down my panties at the same time.
Next thing he was stumbling across the room, carrying me along without taking his cock out, arms hooked in the back of my butt to support me. He just sank down onto his knees on the floor, dropped me onto my back and fucking me hard, missionary style.
I laughed a bit and said I gave him an A+ for effort, which eh thought was very funny. Thing is, after that, we dated secretly and regularly, and my child’s maths marks actually improved. She told me that he that he was obviously a better teacher than she thought.
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I Fucked My Way Out of a Fine For the First Time When I was On Holiday in Thailand
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I was standing outside the bar, happily smoking my cigarette when I saw a Thai policeman watching me from across the road. Thinking nothing of it, I greeted him and he tipped his hat at me, but kept on watching. I thought it a bit strange and then I realized he fancied me.
He kept looking at me and I wondered why - then I realized, he liked what he saw. He wasn’t too shabby either. I killed my cigarette and went to go back inside the bar, and as I was walking in, I felt someone take my arm.
It was the cop and very politely he asked me to accompany me to his police vehicle as he had to issue a fine. "A fine - for what?" I responded. For breaking the law was his response.
Images of a Thai prison flashed across my mind and then, I thought to ask what was the reason for the fine? "For dropping your cigarette, it is a 0 fine." Oh god, this was about all my spending money, how could I get out of this? I charmed him.
The last thing I wanted to do was land up in a Thai prison, and I said, that I didn’t know I was breaking the law - he explain this was not a good enough excuse. When in Rome, do as the Romans. I asked how I could avoid getting the fine.
He made no excuses, just came right out and said I could have a date with him and fuck my way out of it, so I agreed. We got into his police car and he drove me to Phuket beach, where it is illegal to fuck on the beach and this is what we did.
We saw each other a few times after that, asnd he even took me for dinner at his family home, which was interesting, but the fucking was never so good as that first illicit fuck on the beach. Thank God he didn’t turn out to be an axe murderer or a pervert.
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