Swingles

When my brother invited me to take a holiday with him in Thailand, I jumped at the chance. I know he wanted to go there to get jumped - it being the sex capital of the world; I just wanted to spend some time on the beautiful beaches. No fucky-fucky for me. Little did I know that I would end up fucking my way out of a fine.

We were doing some vacation shopping and my brother left me to my own devices while he went into a brothel for some ficky-ficky. He likes to pay for a fuck, says it’s more exciting, I had a drink at a bar and went outside for a cigarette.

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We went our separate ways, agreeing to meet at the hotel later, and I found a nice quite bar and settled down to meet some locals. Needing to smoke, I went outside and stood on the pavement, there was a cop across the road and his eyes met mine, so we cordially greeted one-another.

He kept looking at me and I wondered why - then I realized, he liked what he saw. He wasn’t too shabby either. I killed my cigarette and went to go back inside the bar, and as I was walking in, I felt someone take my arm.

It was the cop and very politely he asked me to accompany me to his police vehicle as he had to issue a fine. "A fine - for what?" I responded. For breaking the law was his response.

Images of a Thai prison flashed across my mind and then, I thought to ask what was the reason for the fine? "For dropping your cigarette, it is a 0 fine." Oh god, this was about all my spending money, how could I get out of this? I charmed him.

The last thing I wanted to do was land up in a Thai prison, and I said, that I didn’t know I was breaking the law - he explain this was not a good enough excuse. When in Rome, do as the Romans. I asked how I could avoid getting the fine.

So this was how I found myself in a police car, fucking with a Thai cop, illegally on Phuket Beach, and actually having a really good time. Hell this was worth every cent of the 0, and I now wouldn’t have to pay it. In fact the whole thing went down so well that he asked me out the next night.

To say that I was actually fucking my way out of a 0 fine, I was having a pretty good time. It must have been all the risks we were taking that got my endorphins kicking in all over the place. He enjoyed me so much he asked me for a real date the following night, and you know what, we still e-mail each other. Who knows, perhaps one day I will retire to Thailand.

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