A Remote Vibrator Changed My Luck At A Boring Business Dinner Party

Written by robbie on July 16, 2010 – 11:45 am

I have a remote vibrator deep inside my pussy she whispered in my ear as we sat down opposite each other at the formal dinner. I felt the tiny switch with my finger and pushed it for a second. Her face went a little flustered and she opened her legs slightly, but apart from that, she showed nothing else.

I thought the device had malfunctioned so I played a little rhythm tune on it. This went on for quite a while. It was only when I saw the tell tale signs of arousal on her face, that I realized how much this girl of mine could endure sexually. I wanted her so badly at that moment.

I tortured her from there on in, leaving her just enough time to find her composure. Every time she bit down, I zapped her clitoris with a reminder of my lust. I could not wait to eat that pussy for desert, but we were just only starting dinner.

She befriended the busty blonde next to her and I showed my appreciation accordingly. This girl must have picked up on our secret vibe as she moved closer to my girl. They left to powder their noses, leaving me desolate.

As soon as they returned and settled back in, I found my girl’s eyes and gave her a good seeing to using my control button. She gave me a sly smirk and no other reaction at all. Seemed like I had to break her in again.

I gave the button another good hard blast and this time the blonde next to her nearly chocked on her wine as she reacted quite heavily to my sent impulse. A few short testing bursts later my wildest dream seems to have come true.

I drove the blonde into a frenzy that left her almost desperately looking at me. I ignored her pleading eyes and kept the tension inside her going – long silent times followed by heavy vibrating sessions when she least could show response. I worked myself up to fucking this girl and I sensed that she was ready for me as well.

My questioning eyes were met with daring looks from both my girls now and I knew that we were on for some serious fun. As I opened my legs to give my cock some breathing space to stand up in, I felt the first foot pressing my bulge back.

I now faced the difficulty of keeping a straight face whilst being stimulated and I loved it. I kept the remote vibrator going as well as the three of us had formed a bond that could lead to some rough and dirty sex as soon as we could get away from this damn dinner table.


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Adult Rss Is The Way Of The Future

Written by robbie on July 16, 2010 – 9:25 am

At ten minutes to four, I was still waiting for that special Adult RSS feed that I knew would break the monotony of this business meeting. I felt a little nervous as I pretended to listen attentively to the person talking.

As a master of finding the best porn online, my reputation in the office was quickly dealt with. So, I invested in the best equipment that could bring back my contact with the sexy girls out there. Adult RSS feeds!

I found a better way to meet up with my fantasy lovers. They now pop up on my screen whenever they want to and this sense of playfulness guarantees a hard on with every new image delivered.

Just then the tone rang in my pocket and this was met with an instant response as blood swished into my cock at once. I pretended that it was an important call and made a point of brushing my hard cock past my female boss as I pushed passed her closely on my way out.

I tried my best to hide my bulge as I left the meeting, but she stepped back by accident and grabbed my hard cock firmly as she looked me right in the eye. We would be meeting again later tonight - on her desk.

The closest semi private toilet was way down the passage and I could hardly wait to see today’s offering which just buzzed my phone. My cock now pushed violently against the zipper of my pants and any person looking at my groin could see I was about to explode. A second vibrating message drove some wet pre cum out of me.

“I could help you with that,” a young secretary said under her breath as she slipped a firm hand over my bulge. Later I signalled back and she turned, shaking her head. I made the quietness of the bog with seconds to spare.

In a rage I slipped my trousers down and opened my message at the same time. I pushed the back of the phone onto my cock as I stared at the soft pink lips of the pussy on my screen. The girl smirked at me like she knew I simply could not hold back any second longer. Her perfect legs parted to show me every detail I so desperately craved from her.

With her pussy right here by my face, I shot a load that splashed against the white cubicle wall. I felt a slight disappointment at coming so quickly, but at least I could save the other two adult RSS feeds for later today.


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ts Easy Selling Sex Toys, Is All About Selling Pleasure, and This People Buy

Written by robbie on July 16, 2010 – 4:56 am

The adult wholesale industry is marketed in many different ways, one of the most popular and most fun methods has become the sexy toy party. That’s right you can buy sex toys at parties these days and they are a ton more fun than any Avon or Tupperware tea parties. Men, women and couples are loving these products and the parties even more.

Sex toy parties are shopping for arousal, and this is something every woman should do. Keep a special drawer set aside for adult indulgence.

With a box or drawer set aside, containing a selection of role play outfits, sexy lingerie, sexy top and other goodies. Whenever the urge to play comes upon you, you will be ready to go. Have you ever had the urge to include a little play in your sex? You should, sex it the way adults play!

Shopping and arousal are very closely connected and this is what makes these goods so easy to sell, they literally sell themselves. Of course we are not talking about frequenting the red light district, simply naught indulgence of the home grown brand.

In the majority it is women who shop who attend sex toy parties. First their curiosity is piqued, and when they see how much fun they are having, they fight to be next to host a party. Some sex toy sales people have calendars booked up for months in advance.

With a market like this which is driven by arousal, selling these good is easy, it is fun and everyone wants them. Getting into sex toy sales is easy, it doesn’t cost you the earth to get started and it is a fabulous, to start your own home based business.

In the future, it looks to me as though everyone will be self employed, we will all be selling something, a product or a service, and the sooner you get into this the better. Millions, world-wide are now self employed because of the opportunities provided from selling sex toys for example.

Getting involved in the provision of sex toy parties can be done part time, while still working another job, and when it takes off – and it will. It can then become a full time occupation.

Turnover and profits in this mainstream industry, sees it being taken very seriously by hundreds of thousands of sellers, as well as thousands of millions of buyers. Quite rightly so, there are billions of dollars to be made in it that’s why you need the right Adult Toy distributor.

It is a mainstream industry, which provides for billions of dollars worth of turnover and profit and it is taken seriously. Gadgets, gizmos and goodies for pleasure are not only providing pleasure in the bedroom, they are providing the pleasure of job satisfaction for those who dare. Reward always favors risk and as sex toys sell themselves, how much risk can be involved in providing these products? If you want to love what you do and have fun while you earn money, the sex toy party business cannot be beat.


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Fucking My Real Estate Agent Saved Me a Fortune On My Condo

Written by robbie on June 23, 2010 – 4:30 pm

I always used to laugh when my girl friends told me they fucked this salesman or that salesman to get something discounted or even free. Until it was my turn to make a hug decision with regards to my financial future, I had never given this behavior to be of any real value.

I had finally decided to do the responsible thing – settle down and buy property. I found a condo I loved, but it needed a little work and my estate agent explained that the bank was going to want a pretty substantial deposit as I was a first-time buyer.

You hear of sex fantasy’s all the time, this was not a fantasy, this was actually real!

I didn’t want to pay that deposit, I wanted to spend the money I had saved into making my condo perfect. I definitely needed to get creative with my finances, so I called the estate agent and asked if we could meet at the condo.

Meeting at the condo, so I could take another look around, I told him I really wanted it, but was between a bit of a rock and a hard place as far as the deposit was concerned, did he have any suggestions for me. He looked me in the eye and explain that he has helped out single ladies before in terms of zero deposit mortgages, eager to find out how, I asked “how”?

He was fat and he was fifty if he was a day, but he was also a man and he wanted to fuck. I wanted the condo badly enough to do the deal, so I did, right there on the floor of the sunny living room of the condo I wanted so badly.

“Sure”, I said, turning on the charm, “I found you sexy from the moment I laid eyes on you, this won’t be too difficult” I lied. “You decide the when and where and I will make it happen”.

But it was worth it, I got my condo deposit free and the papers were ready for signature a few days later. What a girl won’t do when they want something badly enough!!

It is a sad fact of life, but once was not enough for this estate agent, fortunately I felt kindly enough towards him for pushing this deal through. I was actually so grateful that I justified a couple more sympathy fucks wouldn’t be so bad, and they weren’t.

In the end it all turned out well, I got my dream condo, he got a couple of fucks out of an attractive blond, and I saved 000. This money paid for my brand new beech and aluminum kitchen and my spa bath!

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Here’s 72 Ways to Spice it Up

Written by robbie on May 27, 2010 – 9:50 pm

No longer will you have to endure, boring lovemaking. Just by following these 72 exciting tips you will gain that extra knowledge that will ensure you blow your and your partners minds.

The Bare Necessities

1. Ensure your surroundings reflect the passion you are feeling. Colors play a very important part! Red is always a great selection.

2. Ask your partner to tease you around your vagina, and to only penetrate slightly.As most women know, to be teased is just as important as being pleased.

3. Introduce new ideas to your lady, such as having sex in places other than the bedroom. The shower is always a good place to start, then as you both get more adventurous, maybe outdoors?

4. Sexual intercourse in water is an intense experience and one that should not be missed. This can be achieved anywhere, a bathtub, pool or spa. You have seen the scenes in the movies, now it is your turn.

5. Oral sex is a great way to explore your partner and will get him highly aroused. It is always good to have the favor returned as well. If you are looking for that little bit extra, you can try the vibrating toys that attach to your tongue.

6. Make your experience about more than just the act of sex. Make it entertaining, draw it out. You can search the internet and find multiple adult games you can play. If you don’t have time to do the research first, how about a sultry and fun game like strip poker?

7. Women are perennially complaining about not coming to their orgasms. Well, there are things that could help. One of the ways you could do this is to place a pillow below the butt which raises the vaginal area to an optimal position. This is a great position for getting the most optimum contact of the penis with the clitoris, always helping in reaching earth-shattering orgasms.

8. A very interesting way to have sex would be if the man sits on top of a washing machine. Seriously! A washing machine can give some great vibrations that add to the thrust factor. The woman should then clamber over the man and allow the man to penetrate her while he is still on the machine.

9. Make sure you put the washing machine on a long wash cycle. You make find it helps to have something heavy in the wash cycle, such as towels as they will cause the machine to move more than it would if empty.

10. If you like using sex toys such as vibrators, butt plugs or butt beads, don’t be afraid to let your partner know. If these things excite you then they are likely to excite your partner as well. The more aroused you both are, the more intense the experience will be.

11. Never forget to communicate with your partner. You will never be left satisfied if you don’t let him know exactly what you want and where you want it. You must also ask him what he wants and how he wants it. He may ask you to do things that make you uncomfortable but you could always try it out.

12. Masturbate your man. This should be a definite part of foreplay and it makes his shaft so much harder. Try different things. Tie up his cock with your bra and masturbate it. Or rub his prostate while masturbating him. Such things immensely heighten the anticipation in men.

13. Smell. The sense of smell is extremely important to good sex. Let your man smell you all over. You will love it when he rubs his nose against the different parts of your body and we aren’t just talking about the genitals.

14. Believe it or not, what you eat can have an effect on how your sperm tastes, if you want your woman to enjoy oral sex then you need to make sure you taste good. Try eating things with lemon, cardamon, peppermint or cinnamon in.

15. Stay away from strong smelling foods like garlic or onions, not only do they make your breath smell, but can also exude from the pores in your skin.

16. Garlic and onions can create further problems if your man has them regularly. They can give a foul taste to his cum and you won’t like giving him head. Some other foods that your man should avoid for this reason include asparagus and curry.

17. Sex outdoors is always a thrilling experience. Be mindful of the laws though as this act is always frowned upon, which makes it even more exciting. If you are driving home late at night and there is no-one around, how about pulling over the car and having a quickie?

18. Does it seem like your woman is just too busy for sex? Try this little trick. Kiss the back of your ladies neck, slowly and sensually, then slide your hands up and down her body. This often works.

The Right Sex Position Means a Lot

19. The missionary position is the most timeworn, most guaranteed position for a sex episode of night. It allows your man to penetrate you to the highest degree and leads to ultimate satisfaction to both of you.

20. There is another reason for trying out the missionary position most of the time. When you are offering yourself to your man in the missionary position, your vaginal canal gets folded and becomes shorter. Though this gives you still the same amount of satisfaction, it allows the man to get better penetration. This actually panders to his male ego because he feels he has a bigger penis!

21. You could also try just letting your man lie on top of you, face down, when you are lying on a bed on your back. This position allows both of you to feel each other’s bodies to the maximum limit and creates the greatest degree of arousal.

22. Have your lady ride you like a cowgirl. This is a great way to break the routing of the missionary position.

23. Doggy style is perfect for those who like anal sex or are just after something different. The feeling on your penis is a lot different in this position.

24. Have you heard of the spoons position? Try it out. This is probably the most non-stressing positions of all. It only requires you and your partner to lie side by side in the form of a spoon and allowing him to penetrate you anally. You could also alternatively take his penis between your legs and masturbate him.

25. Mutual masturbation is great in the spoons position. With his penis placed between your legs, his back and forth action will arouse your clitoris.

Table Manners - Sex!

26. Bring food items into your erotic experience. Sweet sticky items like chocolate sauce and honey are great. Try licking a lollipop and then rubbing it up and down his penis then licking it off.

27. Grapes and ice cubes can be great fun. Run them along each other’s bodies and feel the cold sensations tingling all over.

28. Try this sexy little bedroom game. Paint 12 squares on your man’s body. Number each square and then put a different item of food in each square. Get him to call out a number and then you have to eat that item without using your hands.

29. Cucumber can make for a very fun experience too. Cool it down completely, then cut it into half and rub it on each other’s bodies. Cucumber has special effects when rubbed on the genitals—you have to just check out these experiences.

30. Alcohol is also a great sex tool, and no, not drinking it. Bubbly champagne tickles if poured on a naked body.

31. Instead of the old usual sliding ice cubes up and down each others body, why not use frozen fruit instead? This will leave a sweet sticky trail for your tongue to follow.

32. Are you one of those that think a good chocolate is like good sex? Well you are right. Chocolate has many ingredients in it which stimulate the same regions as sex does. Chocolate is a must in any good romp. Cheese also includes a lot of similar chemicals and should not be forgotten.

Bonus Suggestion Try and add another sex partner but know this, it could lead to problems.

33. If you want your man ready to go first thing in the morning for an early session, give him a good kick start with cereal with almonds and lots of apples, it really works!

34. A great mood food to try is avocado.

35. As mentioned before, champagne can be a great sex aid, but it is also good to drink. It makes your tongue tingle and therefore makes it more sensitive when kissing. Try holding a small amount in your mouth and then swallow it just before kissing your man.

36. Make sure you always have some breath mints close at hand, as you never know when the need will arise.

Unleash the Passion

37. When it comes to having your woman masturbate you, make sure you tell her exactly what you want as most women think they will hurt their man if they grasp too tight, so if you like it hard and tight let her know.

38. Allow him to deep throat you. When he does that, the head of his penis touches the back of your throat and gets some electric sensations. You can easily deep throat your partner if he stands and you take his cock in your mouth in a kneeling position with your head slightly tilted backward.

39. Most women don’t know how to deep throat. It can be painful and often uncomfortable. If that is how you feel, you could at least rub the head of his penis against the roof of your mouth, i.e. the palate.

40. You might have heard a lot about licking his cock as though it is candy or something but that’s not always the most ideal way to do it. He would like a little rough touch. You could give him some great rubbing with your lips and even use your teeth very, very gently occasionally. He would like that.

41. Just sucking up and down on your man’s penis can actually be quite boring for him, try rubbing the base of his cock with your hand as you suck away on the head.

42. Put on some great music. Mood music is what is called for. This will help him relax, focus his mind completely on the task at hand, quite literally so, and will help him get more satisfaction out of what you are doing to him.

43. Don’t be fooled by stories that men don’t like their anuses explored. Most of them do. But you almost always have to be the one initiate it. The best time to do it is when you are giving them oral sex. Slowly slide your smallest finger in his anus and gradually work it inside. Lubricate your finger to do this easily. When it is inside, start wiggling your finger. He will most likely find it highly pleasurable because you are directly targeting his prostate which is highly sensitive.

44. Another great idea is to watch some porn when you are having it off. Actually, make this the prelude to your sex-capade. Sit close to each other and watch his penis slowly grow as he gets into the porn. This is when you take over. If you make your right move at this time, he is going to give you back in the best possible way too.

Carnal Pleasures - Animal Positions

45. Have you heard how gorillas do it? These huge animals actually spend very little time in the actual sexual penetration part of it. But they do have a very long foreplay in which they groom each other. You can do this ritual as well.Have a bath together, get each other all soapy and slippery and so on.

46. Another animal that can teach us a lesson or two is the seal. Seals can be quite aggressive when having sex; they actually bite each other. Today, biting has been scientifically proven to be a great precursor to sex, because it stimulates blood in the area and makes it more sexually receptive. So, try some gentle biting, or some hard biting.

47. And you could always take about the giant water bug, the male of who can go on with a sexual episode for as much as a day and a half without stopping! His male ego will definitely be aroused and he will want to go on longer.

Get stuck in Your Man’s Mind

48. Try this . When you have your woman on top of you encourage her to move in other ways than just backwards and forwards, have her rotate her hips. Also have her slide up towards the tip of your penis and then back down til she is fully and deeply penetrated.

49. Have a quick drying alcohol like vodka ready with you. When you are in the mood for sex, take a swig of it and then lick her on the nipples and the nape of her neck. Allow the vodka to dry. You should assist the whole thing by lightly blowing on it.

50. If you are too shy to just go ahead and touch your man, try standing behind him,with your nipples touching his back. Bring your hands to his front and touch his penis and nipples and lightly masturbate him. Gradually increase the force.

51. The classical girl wrap position is always a hit. You have to be athletic for that but it is worth the effort; you can allow your man to penetrate your fully.

52. Try keeping your shirt on! Literally! Some guys love the suspense of it all. They don’t want to see their women all naked all too soon. Give them a striptease and see how far it goes. You could also dress up specially for giving him a striptease. How about some leather boots? Ah, we are going into KinkyVille now!

53. Another great—sorry, very great—thing for men is to give them a nice little licking when they are still limp. Just go under and give them some great swirls of the tongue and see how they harden up. This will be a great prelude to a great sexual episode. Plus, it also gives you the great confidence that you can make your man hard with just a few simple maneuvers.

54. A great suggestion is to introduce your lady to some vaginal exercises known as kegel. These exercises tighten the vaginal and pelvic floor muscles and increases sensitivity in the vaginal region.

55. Ben-Wa balls are not mere sex toys. If used regularly, your lady can actually make her vagina much harder, tighter and sexier.

56. When you are performing about oral sex, don’t just go about pleasing your man with your mouth. The peripheral things that you do are important. You should use your hands often as well. Use them to stimulate his nipples and his anus and his prostate while you are sucking him. No man will resist that.

57. Masturbation and oral sex are extremely important when you cannot have penetrative sex, such as when your partner is pregnant or going through her periods. Try looking up new ways for stimulating your partner with such techniques.

58. It truly is a myth that women orgasm only when they are penetrated. It is not important actually. A man can easily stimulate your G spot or clitoris and bring you to a climax. Try educating your man on how to do this.

59. You can use your bra or panties to great effect. Just take it off sexily and then tie it to his penis, at the shaft. This will really set him into another world. You can now make things more exciting by beginning to lick him all over. See how he gets hard, and keep pulling the garment tighter all the time so that he starts feeling more and more of the wonderful sensation.

60. Ask your lady to tie you up and tease you senseless. This can be erotic for both of you as she is now in charge and very empowered. You will find a lot of her inhibitions disappear if she has you all tied up.

61. When performing oral sex on your lady, the correct way is to swirl your tongue in the opening of her vagina and then slide your tongue upwards and flick it over the clitoris, some women also enjoy having their labia sucked.

62. Say it with mirrors! It is so hot to see yourself and your partner in action. Truly incredible.

63. You could go all out and try recording the whole thing on camera as well. The very idea that you are making your own porn movie makes most people come.

64. Try the sideways position when you are performing oral sex on your female partner. Let her lie on her side with one leg on the bed and the other leg hoisted in the air. You can see her clit in its full glory and she will be greatly aroused.

65. Why not try massaging each other and then hold each other very closely. The oil can produce a truly magnificent sensation.

66. Show your man how to find your G-Spot and exactly how to stimulate it to the best effect.

67. Women, do the dishes naked. Men, sit on your computers naked. You don’t know how much you are turning on your partners when you are doing so.

68. You could have some great excitement if you choose the right clothes and the right ambiance. Go shopping and buy some sexy lingerie, something that your partner hasn’t seen you in ever. Then set up some candles and either cook or order some great dinner. When he comes over, give him a surprise. It would set the right mood for a night full of fun.

69. Masturbation is important. You should always masturbate your man during foreplay. It sets the right mood for everything that is to follow.

70. Don’t only use your hands. although hands are important, you need to use everything you have got. Use your eyes to see your partner, use your nose to smell him, use your tongue to lick him and use your body to seduce him.

71. Treat your man to a nice smooth you, have your pubic hair shaved or waxed off.

72. Contact with your partner is the most important thing. Touching each other from head to toe. Discovering each others wants and needs. Enjoy every part of each other. This is what makes sex fantastic.

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I Had My First Experience on a Sex Swing and Giggled Like a Child

Written by robbie on May 19, 2010 – 3:55 am

An adult swing, or sex swing if you like, is fantastic fun, remember that sex is the way adults’ play, so why not add a swing into the mix. It is definitely not a necessity, but if you have a bad back, this could make all the difference in the world to your sex life, and you may find that you didn’t know how you ever lived without it.

My first experience on a sex swing came about when I was writing reviews on sex toys. As I have always been gymnastic in nature, I thought it would be a fun addition to our box full of toys - so I showed him and he agreed.

I have already got a box full of toys and we like sex, but we are getting a bit older now and there is nothing quite as horrible as having your hip go into spasm, or your leg cramp while in the throes of passion. The adult swing helps avoid these difficult and often embarrassing situations from arising as we have found out to our abject pleasure.

It has been featured on some late night shows and was even made the subject of a Sex in the City episode. Perhaps they should have renamed the episode "sex in the swing?"

To include a little hype here, installation is quick and easy and you simply hang it onto a door frame. I managed to get mine installed and swung on it a few time to see if it would hold, fortunately for me it did, or I might be in bed with a bad back right now.

People who enjoy sex want to keep on doing it for as long as they can, I know I do. But sometimes the fun is sort of sucked out, sit in the adult swing - naked, and put your feet up in the stirrups, you will soon be giggling like a schoolgirl again with your pussy exposed for all the world to see.

We threw the manual away and decided to experiment on our own, so I got in (I could have been back to front for all I knew), and Joey started swinging me, just lapping my pussy with the tip of his cock. That was all it took for me to stop giggling, this fuck was more weightless than any underwater fuck and that was one of my favorites.

He likes it when I lap dance while he sits in the adult swing, but this item makes it simple to do all kinds of experiments with sex, and it is even better than underwater fucking.

Unfortunately throwing the manual away was not such a good idea and we had to retrieve it from the trash. It contains so many good ideas that we would never have though of, and apart from being stained by a teabag and half a peanut butter sandwich, it was ok after we wiped it down.

My first experience on an adult swing, was one of the sexiest moments of my life. I have only every really felt that exposed for my gynae, but this was fun, that was not. Your life and sex life in particular will never be the same again - go on, spoil yourselves.

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Adult RSS Delivers Your Free or Subscription Porn - Simply and Easily

Written by robbie on May 16, 2010 – 12:25 am

Handing over your credit card to unscrupulous operators to get internet access to porn is not the easiest way of getting porn delivered any longer. Times have changed quite dramatically and these days it is actually possible to have porn delivered for free or by subscription through Adult RSS.

The internet has changed so many things about porn and the way it is delivered to you. In the old days you probably had to book into that really seedy motel on back route 4591a and watch pay per channels, not any more.

Porn is different for everyone, its like asking how long a piece of string is, or what does an orange taste like - uh, well it tastes orange to me. For one person porn is a live cam model taking instruction, for another it could be a fisting scene with two men and one woman. Porn is different strokes for different folks.

Adult RSS will bring the porn viewer whatever it is they are looking for through the medium of the internet and the computer screen. It is a marriage of people screening sex in their own taste for viewers of similar tastes and this can be found at absolutely no cost.

Do a simple little exercise, like switching off the safety filters for your internet. Type the word "Brazilian" into your search criteria and hit the return button. Woah… check it out; in amongst the lovely beaches of Brazil there appear pussies of all shapes and sizes, legs spread and proudly showing off their Brazilian wax.

The human animal is an exhibitionist, a show off at nature and people are turning to the internet in their need to expose what perhaps once was intended to be kept private. Men are filming their wives and girlfriends and vice versa; and getting them online to see how many "hits" they get.

To a degree this material remains anonymous, and the internet provides the perfect vehicle for exhibitionists to share. There are dedicated sites where all kinds of wild and wonderful viewing is shared.

Men are avid porn watchers, even when they tell you they aren’t. Some statistics tell us that the average man logs onto his easily accessible internet as much as once a day to view porn. So why pay for it?

If you are a regular porn watcher and you can get it free or by subscription through adult RSS; if not - why not? You are already paying for the internet connection and if you are logging on to porn daily, this way you can receive the most regular updates without trawling through site after site to see if anything different and new is available.

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For A Pass I Fucked My Child’s Math Teacher After a Parents Night Became Hardcore

Written by robbie on May 7, 2010 – 4:25 am

You know I have never believed that you shouldn’t interfere between kids and their schoolteachers, I believe that is a recipe for disaster. However, one parent teachers night did get a bit hardcore when I fucked my daughters maths’ teacher for a pass. Although that is not exactly what happened, I may be a little jaded.

It is a fact of life that not all teachers and students will like each other and my child was just not getting it on with her new maths teacher. She hated him and was of the firm belief that he felt the same and her marks were being affected.

Intimate dating rituals come in all shapes, sizes and formats. But this was beyond strange, even for someone as whacked out as me.

At the parents teachers evening, I managed to get an appointment to see the dreaded Mr. Fox and he was actually quite hot. We discussed the problem, but he said he thought we ought to discuss it further so we arranged to meet for coffee at 9pm after parents night was over.

The local coffee shop was just around the corner from the school and I waited there until he arrived. When he got there he definitely didn’t have my daughters’ marks on his mind, and we started chatting about everything but Shauna’s maths marks. He was actually more than just friendly.

I actually quite liked him and he was sexy too, so when he invited me for a drink at a bar I accepted. A couple of drinks later, he asked me to go back to his place, I am ashamed to say I said yes to this too.

In my opinion a fuck is a fuck, I didn’t really care that he was my child’s teacher, so I went for it. Only this fuck was more than that, he knew what he was doing - pinning me up against the wall, his hands were everywhere. Up my top, down my pants; it was like dancing with an octopus - this was wicked.

He fucked me right up there against the wall after pulling my panties down, they were hanging over my left ankle, I could see them there, from over his shoulder - dangling, when he raised me up, pressing me hard into the wall to prop me on his prong.

In this position it didn’t take too long before he had expended most of his energy and he came hard, squirting deep inside me.

He came inside me explosively and the first thing I said to him was "what are my marks teacher?" Laughingly he gave me an "A". Thing is, he actually took the time to teach my daughter after that, and she said she noticed a difference in him.

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I Fucked My Way Out of a Fine For the First Time When I was On Holiday in Thailand

Written by robbie on April 30, 2010 – 5:50 pm

When my brother invited me to take a holiday with him in Thailand, I jumped at the chance. I know he wanted to go there to get jumped - it being the sex capital of the world; I just wanted to spend some time on the beautiful beaches. No fucky-fucky for me. Little did I know that I would end up fucking my way out of a fine.

We were doing some vacation shopping and my brother left me to my own devices while he went into a brothel for some ficky-ficky. He likes to pay for a fuck, says it’s more exciting, I had a drink at a bar and went outside for a cigarette.

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We went our separate ways, agreeing to meet at the hotel later, and I found a nice quite bar and settled down to meet some locals. Needing to smoke, I went outside and stood on the pavement, there was a cop across the road and his eyes met mine, so we cordially greeted one-another.

He kept looking at me and I wondered why - then I realized, he liked what he saw. He wasn’t too shabby either. I killed my cigarette and went to go back inside the bar, and as I was walking in, I felt someone take my arm.

Thinking I was about to be mugged I turned around fast to swipe my would-be mugger with my handbag, and just in time, saw it was the policeman. "Maa’m, please accompany me to the police vehicle." What the heck was going on?

I walked across the road with him, and he explained that I was not allowed to drop my cigarette in the street - it was a 0 fine. 0 US is a lot of money when you are on holiday in Thailand and I was still going to be there for another week, so I turned on the charm.

The last thing I wanted to do was land up in a Thai prison, and I said, that I didn’t know I was breaking the law - he explain this was not a good enough excuse. When in Rome, do as the Romans. I asked how I could avoid getting the fine.

He wasn’t shy, he just came right out and asked me for a date, so I said yes - 0 is a lot of money when you are on holiday. He invited me into the car, we drove off to a quiet beach and he fucked me right there in the car.

We saw each other a few times after that, asnd he even took me for dinner at his family home, which was interesting, but the fucking was never so good as that first illicit fuck on the beach. Thank God he didn’t turn out to be an axe murderer or a pervert.

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How Adult Suppliers get The Best Novelties

Written by robbie on April 27, 2010 – 12:25 pm

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The adult wholesalers are merchants who can provide you with unique products from reputed companies and also from companies that are just making their presence felt. Thus, you can find a lot of variety here.

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And even if you are looking at amusing yourself, you can find some interesting stuff here. There’s lingerie if you want to make your partner more interested in you and there are sex dolls for those nights of solo fun. You can easily find the stuff of your fantasies right here.

But remember, these people are adult wholesale suppliers. This means you shall have to abide by some of their rules and restrictions. For instance, they will tell you to place a minimum order. You will have to follow that , but still don’t worry because these minimum orders won’t be too high—they will be around 0.

They may also work only within a particular area. But right now, wherever in the US you are, you are definitely able to find some or the other wholesale supplier who can provide quality adult items right to your doorstep.

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